Is this how you play Minecraft?

User "knirefnel" over on reddit.com posted this beauty that encapsulates the Minecraft experience to an absolute tee:

How the minds of both sexes work during an argument

The title is self explainable, click on the image for full size image.

How to know when they are lying in infomertials

All the time, that's it! (Gotta love that guy's name!)
...Ok, now seriously, infomertials always have the following cycle: (don't you just love these flowcharts?)

Now, I'm not here to talk about these, I'm more to talk about their "Witnesses" which "Aren't paid actors".

...riiight

I see some things these people say and I find them amazing, such as:

• Random Blondie : "I definatelly feel a difference in my cerebrum cortex"
• Old guy : "Yeah, I feel a big difference. No more back pain" in a monotone voice

First of all, since when can a Blondie say "Cerebrum cortex"? Really?

And monotone voices? if it were true, they'd be saying naturally.

And another thing you should be careful, if they use complicated terms that the salesman uses, its a lie.

Now, with all of this, I can only assume one thing..

...Billy Mays, you will be missed :'<

The circle of friendship

I have created this theory a long time ago. Note that this post is about women and relationships.

The flowchart you see above, depicts how the relationship between a man and a woman flows, naming your relationship status with said woman on each rectangular/square shape.

Now, moral of this flowchart is, when you are in the circle of trust, and you like this girl, DO NOT ASK HER OUT. You will regret it.