Elevator prank

Elevator prank by Rémi Gaillard. (I don't want to spoil the joke by saying more.) Via.

*Previously: Mario Kart in the real world featuring Remi Gaillard.

Link roundup

Admiral General Aladeen's video demand to be allowed at the Oscars worked. (I hope Hillary Swank is his date.)

And a few more links:

1. Deadspin on the new Ben and Jerry's ice cream flavor:

Available only at their Harvard Square location, Ben & Jerry's is selling a limited edition "Taste The Linsanity" flavor, which includes delicious little crumbles of fortune cookie. This, despite the Asian American Journalists Association's clear warning that there's no "compelling reason to draw a connection between Lin and fortune cookies, takeout boxes or similar imagery."

Also, "Taste The Lin-Sanity" features lychee, which is a fruit native to Southeast Asia, which is not the part of Asia that Jeremy Lin comes from. (The part of Asia that Jeremy Lin comes from is Northern California.)

Update: They've removed the fortune cookie bits.

2. Rick Santorum shook Ron Paul's hand like a madman after this week's debate.

3. The new SSX demo (PS3) is a wonderful return to the series, and I've liked every song I've heard so far. My 6 year old instantly fell in love too. Here's the SSX soundtrack lineup and individual downloads at Amazon, and if you preorder the game you'll get a $10 Amazon credit and bonus snowboard.

4. Just added as preorders at the BBTS, DC Universe All Stars Series 02-03 (Flash, Red Robin, Supergirl, Superman, Hawkman, Steel, Batman, Batgirl).

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1. The Oakland A's were the talk of the sports world on Monday after signing Cuban slugger/outfielder Yoenis Cespedes, who put out a truly outlandish promotional video. If you're not convinced it's worth your time to watch, read this detailed description.

2. A lengthy analysis of why the Death Star's trash compactor makes little sense.

3. Bonsai tree houses.

4. Gyroscopically stabilized pool table for cruise ships.

5. Neverwhere, maybe my favorite Neil Gaiman novel, is currently a $3 download at Amazon.

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1. "The Los Angeles Police Department is warning real estate agents not to use images of properties taken from unmanned aircraft, saying the flying drones pose a potential safety hazard and could violate federal aviation policy."

2. Hilarious (and horrifying) anecdotes about bats. (Probably NSFW.)

3. Animated turnaround of Ron English's Fat Tony vinyl toy.

4. The photo of a giant jellyfish you've probably seen floating around is a lie.

5. The BBTS now has available for preorder the upcoming Arkham City and Dark Knight Rises figures (the prices are just a rough estimate). Mr. Freeze is particularly cool.

Supercut of Great Danes being frightened by things

Supercut of mostly full-sized Great Danes being frightened by things. Via these sites.

Medusa flyer

Medusa flyer by Phil Jones (I think), who has numerous t-shirts on sale at Threadless.

Angry words with bird friends

Another cartoon that I turned into a t-shirt design

I hate it when she...

Picture is worth a 1000 words and all that.

Credits goes to guzmann for giving me this

Late night comic

My best stuff is usually drawn late at night. This came out of no where. It's what happens at the Booger factory (your nose) near the water cooler. Boogers like to gossip.

Talking about boogers.. I think I'm coming down with that flu everyone else has been getting. I'm always late on the biggest trends.

Randomness

I can't remember when I drew the above.. but it came down to me thinking about silly string and why there isn't a serious version. You know the weird stuff that comes out of a can. I have to buy some and do the Tom Hanks blow my nose but silly string comes out thing.

Anyway the reason I drew it is because I like how things are just called SILLY string or CRAZY straws. Like these things have a personality or that the words silly and crazy are now adjectives on how we can describe something. Oh she has mad crazy hair. His muscles are silly awesome. OK maybe that last one won't catch on but you get what I mean.

I think I'm more a cross between Silly String, where I am all over the place and dryer lint, I'm random but in a fuzzy organized way that you have to deal with (and throw away/make a jumper out of). I made all that up. I have no idea what I'm like so ignore this late night written post.

I'm going to the Royal show on Monday and I'm more excited about it then my kids. That's what I am! I'm a big kid :D that describes me to a tea. Tee. t-shirt?

Cookie Monster overdose

I made m&m cookies today. The weather is so crappy that it's bringing everyone down. Dare you to still frown when you look at my (above) Cookie monster animation. Om nom nom nom

I can't blog properly yet. That requires thinking.

Twitter loses it

It's fun to watch Twitter spaz out like it did yesterday. Even though there were 'internal server errors' and lots of fail whale watching (a picture that comes up when Twitter is over capacity) everyone kept on tweeting. We were possibly causing Twitter to go mental even more with millions of tweets about Twitter crashing. Paradox.

I also found myself thinking "Gee.. what do I do now?". Mind you I have a 2 year old and a whole house to clean.. it's Twitter that keeps me somewhat social and up to date with the news. I had to resort to Tumblr and making the above fail whale picture to post. I love it. I might send it to BP along with a sample of pimple cream that is guaranteed to reduce oil.. :D

Bad hair days no more

I just uploaded the above to Very Demotivational posters. Actually this would be more motivational that demotivational but who cares.

Chewbacca needs a hairdryer like I just bought. It's purple and it blows hot air. It's fantastic. I don't know why I've never bought a hairdryer before.. I just naturally thought peoples' hair just turned out that way after having a shower. I feel like there are so many beauty secrets I've yet to learn. Like how to put on eyeliner without poking out your eyes. That stuff is annoying and I hate how half the time I look like some skanky panda.

Anyway, purple hair dryer aside.. I missed out on May 4th (may the fourth be with you) Star wars day. I feel like I've let down my geeky side. I didn't know about it and I didn't know how to celebrate it. I need to get my Storm Trooper helmet asap. Hurry up Ebay.

Things Bogans like..

I will never understand Frangipani stickers on cars or the phrase "Fully sick Bro".
I don't understand why Commodores are so common or why they're always on show.

I don't get why your Footy team is a religion and why ciggies make you tough as.
I don't like the nicknames Chooka, Bazza, Johno or Robbo or Shaz.

I don't see why there are so many glassings or why men think women will get their "tits out".
You won't see me drinking Jimmy, Jack or Johnny. Not even Cider, Cask wine or Stout.

Not liking these things doesn't make me a snob, a bitch, a cow or a tart.
I just don't really laugh when you scratch your balls infront of me or fart.

I'm not calling you a Bogan because I'm a bogan too. I've been called it many a time.
I just prefer to keep my natural hair colour and I think mullets are a crime.

I'm not scared of you and I'm not holding my bag closer when you walk by.
I just think your 1990 Collingwood premiership tattoo is enough to make me cry.

So all in all I think Bogans are awesome, bloody good and pretty tops
because who else is going to warn you when they see the fricken cops.


(had to post something new and the Tow ball balls were pretty funny)

More motivational posters

Made a few more posters out of funny things I've found or taken photos of. You might notice I have a weird sense of humor. Why thank you for noticing.. hehe. I think my humor stems from too many episodes of Family guy and Simpsons. Some of these posters are up on Very Demotivational posters already. The Candy gone wrong one is already on the front page. Sweet.

Helpful or stupid?

Yes that's my son's bum. Yes that's where Pooh comes from. I'm quite glad Disney put that on there.. I was starting to think poo was just a magical thing kids did :D uploading to Very Demotivational posters now. These jeans were just a little bit of fail..

Haven't posted in awhile

Aw crap I saved it as a gif after I added the finishing touches. I've got to stop doing that. Now it's all pixelly.. crappity crap! Ah well. You get the idea. You can't tell me you won't think of Stitch now that I've shown you.

Haven't posted in awhile because I've been doing a bit of comicy goodness over at my online comic that I started the other week. The current post is a bamf pic of my boyfriend. Ok it's photoshopped but he's a bamf in my book. Love you Craig.

I've realised that my brain to finger response is slower at night time so I better go and finish this before I type some random stuff about squirrels or sleep deprived mothers who get mistaken as zombies.

Tiger and baby

I found this and it had the title of 'Aww of the day'. I thought it was cute at first but then thought.. geez that Tiger would eat that baby in a second. Not so cute when you think about it so I added some humor to the picture.

New t-shirt design

I made the above today using a template t-shirt (just the background) from Threadless, a t-shirt company that I'd love my designs to end up on. If Disney met up with Twilight? Bloody bears ahoy. I don't know if I really like this design. Yes the bear is cute as a vamp but I'm sure there are copyright laws I'm breaching by designing something that looks like Winnie the pooh.. darn it.

I've got a few ideas rolling around in this skull of mine. Namely a zombie yearbook 'Most likely to eat your brain' idea and a Princess Peach/ Sailormoon mashup. I did come up with a sushi train but someone had beaten me to it. Grr. Ohh and a steampunk Mickey Mouse project is in the works. I'd love to see Mickey all in Victorian garb and with a pair of googles on a steam engine car. Squee. I probably shouldn't write down all my ideas here. I have an 'ideas' notepad file saved on my desktop that I randomly add to but it's deleted once I finish ideas and it sometimes never gets filled back up.

I'm currently addicted to an online game called Luna Online hence the cuteness explosion and why I'm also not on Facebook as much. I'll end up doing a few cupcake design ideas too. That can't be helped no matter what I'm addicted to. Baking makes me happy (that line is an idea within itself)

Chicken grease people. Grease. Ohh a remake of Grease but with the chickens off the Muppets..

Pixel drawings..

The above was drawn boredly over the last 2-3 nights while waiting up for my boyfriend and the below was drawn while watching The Big Bang Theory. I could imagine Sheldon playing Albert Einstein at chess.. it would be riddled with chatter about quantum physics and superheroes.

Away I go to research Halloween cupcake ideas..